1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
AND ....
6 The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go, in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a ton of people in Washington playing MARBLES!
THE VOTE
The President of the congregation went to visit the Rabbi in the hospital, who had just suffered a mild heart-attack. He says, 'Rabbi, the board just voted 12 to 8 to wish you a speedy recovery.'
A GREAT TRIP
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. –Henny Youngman
WAKING UP
Morris was talking to his friend Sidney. 'Do you know,' he said, 'some mornings I wake up grouchy... and some mornings I just let her sleep.'
